(recipe) tropical green smoothie

I love math.

Seriously, if the road to world domination could run through an excel spreadsheet, I would be well on my way to becoming a global super power.

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Ode to a non-functional leg

It has been a while, I know.  But I guess when you blog about home renos and tris and other stuff that you haven’t been doing a whole hell of a lot of recently, there is only so much to say to the interwebs.

But then I hit a milestone.  Okay, so that milestone happened a month ago, but it has taken a while to write this.  So excuse the liberal (i.e. completely inaccurate) use of temporal phrases.


This post is going to knock you over with happiness and optimism.  I am not kidding – and I know that this is surprising for those who know me.  But consider this your day’s serving of rainbows and puppies and happy fucking sunshine with a side order of “I am awesome.”  And all because I am celebrating a milestone:

Today I put a shoe on my right foot for the first time in eight weeks. Continue reading